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BACK FROM HUNDRED YEARS OF CYBERSLEEP [25 Nov 2009|10:18pm]
I'm back! Well at least for posting comments. :p And maybe for sporadic rants that I don't wanna put in my active pages.

Anyhooz, my blog is
http://psychosomaticaddictinsane.wordpress.com
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I've been tagged! [16 Apr 2006|12:34am]
[ mood | high ]
[ music | bobby valentino - you're my girl ]

Culinary Guilt: boybawang + redhorse/strongice
tsk tsk msg. tsk tsk calories. tsk tsk need to be beachworthy... but but... they make me happy. =`( don't deprive me. nooOOoooooo!

Literary Guilt: cosmopolitan mag back issues
review before disposal. cosmo WAS my bible. 'nuff said.

Audioviual Guilt: 50 First Dates
*sigh* and i said i am not a hopeless romantic. i AM acynical hopeless romantic. damnit.

Musical Guilt: 90s dance music
tootsieroll, here comes the hotstepper, boom boom shake shake the room, always, oooh ahhh just a little bit, i saw the signnnnnn lucky in love
hahahaha. it's fun. >:)

Celebrity Guilt: NONE
i have sinned. i have repented. do not lead me into temptation. i can find my own way. hahahahahahahahahaha

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uhhh no. i aint tagging anyone.
NOT.
if you have a navel, you're going to answer this.

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Nanay Ku Pu [09 Apr 2006|10:44pm]
[ mood | restless ]
[ music | kanye west - golddigger ]

Iya: Mama, punta kami sa Galera ng 21-23 ha.
Mama: Ha? Galing na kayo dun last year ha! Bakit babalik pa kayo?
Iya: Bakit may batas ba na nagsasabi na bawal bumalik sa Galera? Tsaka nagpaalam na kaya ako dati pa!
Mama: Nakuuuu napaka-gala mo talaga.
Iya: Nakuuuu Mama mag-take ka na nga ng double doze ng vitamin C and E and ibuprufen para hindi ka magka-Alzheimer's. Ngayon pa lang nagpapaalam na ako for Bora sa October ha. And Davao. And Bohol. Kalimutan niyo uli ha! Hahaha
Mama: Talagang hindi kayang mag-stay dito sa bahay!
Iya: Lam mo namang parang sinisilaban ang pwet ko pag nandito ako.
Mama: Nagmana ka talaga sa Tatay mo!

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She's right. :p

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Walang Kwentang Away [03 Apr 2006|10:44pm]
[ mood | nostalgic ]
[ music | christopher cross - swept away ]

P: Sorry for being such a brat.
I: It's okay. Uhhh no. It's not okay. But...
P: But you understand because you're a brat, too?
I: Hell no.
P: Brat ka rin eh.
I: Ikaw lang ang brat sa ating dalawa.
P: Only child ka.
I: And so?
P: And so, brat ka.
I: Hindi na kaya.
P: Oo pa rin kaya.
I: Hindi na.
P: Oo pa rin.
I: Tanong mo pa sa Mama ko.
P: Sige nga!
I: Text mo, bilis. 0916*******
P: Wag na.
I: Woooo takot mapahiya.
P: Alaskadora.
I: Yeah, I know. Big time.
P: And that's better than being a brat?
I: Not really. Pero ikaw rin naman malakas mang-alaska eh. My being an alaskadora is better than being a bratty alaskador.
P: I hate you.
I: I hate you more.

and *kiss*

hahahaha

(happened last January 2k6)

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Todo Intellectual Game. Exag. [27 Mar 2006|01:25am]
[ mood | awake ]
[ music | madison avenue - don't call me baby ]

Players: 
Jap: sole representative of The Morality Club 
Iya: alpha femme of the greatest triad unknown to men 
Colleen: queen mother of the greatest triad unknown to men 
Carlo: the other 1/3 

Prizes:
Dexter's Pizza (walang 3M's eh, sayang!) 
Winston lights 
Lighter usage 
Coke na walang ispirito 

Game:
Jap: Coffee or coke?
Iya: Coke. Zagu or quickly?
Colleen: Quickly. Top or bottom?
Carlo: Bottom.
Iya: TOP!
Carlo: Hindi ikaw tinatanong! Kumain ng lupa o i-frenchkiss mo si Nina?
Jap: Kumain ng lupa! Maging bestfriend si Grace kambing o si Diana iguana?
Iya: Patayin niyo na lang ako!!!
Carlo: Spit or swallow?
Jap: Spit!
Iya: Swallow o i-frenchkiss mo si Nina?
Jap: Swallow na lang!
Colleen: Iswa-swallow mo si Nina!

BWAHAHAHAHA  Nice one.

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O Tara. Videoke na lang. [27 Mar 2006|12:53am]
[ mood | sleepy ]
[ music | goo goo dolls - iris ]

M: hold on will just light a cigarette
Iya: a smoker who can actually sing
Iya: langya.
M: well i have this theory
Iya: that?
M: when i was young i always blamed smoking for my ugly voice and thats what singers do they blame everything except themselves then i realized i just needed to go to school to learn how to sing properly.really has nothing to do with smoking 
Iya: i have a feeling i can debunk that theory. since i started smoking, hindi na talaga ako nakakanta
M: did you ever take lessons?
Iya: hindi. hahaha i just know na nakakakanta ako before. hahahaha
M: well see the thoery is if you dont study it you wont get better hehehe
Iya: i doubt if i will ever get better
Iya: better just stick to dancing
M: music has its own theory if you dont learn it you cnt apply it

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Wish ko lang magaling ako kumanta. Pero, hindi, hindi, hindeeeeeeee!!! Kailangan pang sigawan ang mikropono para maka-100 sa videoke!

* obviously, he's not Jay. So, psychostalker, stop it. If your eyes have no problem, you will see that Jay does not start with the letter M. And as far as I know, he's a non-smoker.

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Summer Exercise [21 Mar 2006|07:18pm]
[ mood | horny ]
[ music | ll cool j feat j lo - control myself ]

Boy: What have you been up to?
Girl: Mind and body workout. Getting ready for summer. You?
Boy: Just keeping myself busy.
Girl: Yeah? Doing what?
Boy: By doing it myself. Hahaha
Girl: I heard you only lose 15 calories by doing that.
Boy: I gotta start doing it more often...
Girl: Haha get someone to spot you.
Boy: Would that be you?
Girl: You think I'll only spot? I'll join the workout.

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It is afterall the best workout. Almost 140 calories in 30 minutes.

Or you can just dance.

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hola. [19 Feb 2006|11:38pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]
[ music | garbage - push it ]

this is my bluegreenanalogy extension.

yada yada yada, no really... i was just stalking someone who has a journal here and i said, what the heck, i'll go wherever you will go.

where will my fixation bring me?

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